Friday, October 17, 2008

This just in....Developing...

Thanks to the Creative Minority Report for bringing this to our attention...

Revelation: Obama May Have Been a Fetus

In a stunning development that's left the political world shocked, accusations are surfacing from a blog called CMR that Presidential candidate Barack Obama may have at one time been a fetus.

Although Obama has consistently pushed a radical anti-fetus agenda throughout his political career, a revelation that he was actually a fetus at one time could sink his campaign among hard-core Democrats.

"The Democratic leadership does not like fetuses," said one high ranking source in the Democratic Party. "To find out this late in the game that Barack Obama may have been a fetus is very disturbing for a lot of us."

Some DNC officials are saying they feel "lied to."

Obama campaign spokespeople, however, are saying that no photographic evidence exists of Obama as a fetus. DNC spokesperson, Joe the spokesperson, said "the first pictures which exist of Sen. Obama are from when he was a child in Indonesia...I mean Hawaii."

One Obama aide did say that Obama may be willing to admit he was at one time a blob of tissue but nothing more at this time.

It is unclear that if indeed Obama was at one time a fetus, when he might have stopped being a fetus and became a human person worthy of rights but so far the Obama campaign has refused to specify a moment at what moment a fetus becomes a person.

"Well, according to Obama's abortion record I don't think he believes a fetus becomes a human until about kindergarten," said Joe the Pro-life activist. DNC spokespeople said nobody knows when a "fetus" becomes a person so it's safe just to make them all available for abortion just in case.

Obama, on his way to his campaign plane, said "the American people want their politicians to get past the name calling and labels of who is a fetus or a human or just a blob of tissue. That's old style politics that don't get us anywhere."

MSNBC said the allegations were without merit and called it a distraction from the real issue of the failing Bush economy.

The reason the issue has garnered such scrutiny is that throughout his political career Barack Obama seemed like he was on some kind of vengeance tear against fetuses, even saying he worried about his daughter being "punished with a baby."

Some political experts said it would be like finding out Newt Gingrich, who has pushed for closing the border, was an illegal immigrant. Or the hypocrisy of Senator Larry Craig trumpeting family values.

John McCain said today it's not the fact that Obama was a fetus at one time but the hypocrisy of his anti-fetal stance that makes it relevant to this election.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All I can say, is way to go, Jen's Pen. Your blog is getting to be really, really fun. Love the satire, especially. The election is around the corner and we all need lots of fun stuff, too, right now.
Let's hope the American voters come through loud and clear in the "RIGHT" way for our country on election day.
Hugs to all,
Mom